Hatice Kocaman

Turkish woman claims to be 'world's smallest person'
* "Record adjudicator Kelly Garrett traveled to the Kadirli district of the Mediterranean province of Osmaniye after hearing about Turkish newspapers’ reports on local resident Hatice Kocaman, 21, who is just 72.5 centimeters tall and weighs only seven kilograms."

Gordon Ramsay

Gordon Ramsay restaurants found to be using pre-prepared meals (Guardian Newspaper, 18 April 2009)
* "It is not hard to guess what Gordon Ramsay said yesterday when he fell victim to a sting by the Sun newspaper, which caught his London gastro-pubs out using pre-prepared meals including boil-in-a-bag coq au vin at mark-ups of 500%. Whatever he said, it probably had an F in it."